How to maintain one's DIGNITY and PRIDE on roller coaster rides

Put hands in pockets to control fingers


Smile widely to show your beautiful teeth. Or at least try to smile.


There is no need to pray (including fingers in Lotus Posture)


Wear only old shirts


Never sit in front of a Dirty Old Man  ;-))


Keep your eyes open if you are helping children


This is NOT the way to show your intelligence


Watch your medications. Some make you over relaxed.


Finally, if it gets too much to handle, just let go